The 20 Biggest Eminem Songs of All Time

It’s undeniable that Eminem is one of the greatest rappers alive, and he’s got the catalog to prove it. His biggest songs of all time are included in that. The Detroit-bred rapper has dominated the rap game for over two decades now, debuting all the way back in 1996 with his first album, Infinite. He signed with Dr. Dre’s Aftermath Records a few years later in 1998. Then in 2000, Eminem officially exploded onto the scene with The Marshall Mathers LP, one of the most decorated and respected albums in rap history.

Breaking barriers as a White rapper, Em’s speed and ferocity on the microphone, combined with his tendency for shocking lyrics, made him an unstoppable force when pitted against other rappers. Lyrical talent aside, he also emerged as an unbelievable songwriter by crafting dozens of chart-topping hits.

Eminem’s chart-topping output hasn’t ceased to amaze over the years, and he might just make history again this year. As Slim Shady prepares to usher in a new era with the imminent release of his 12th studio album, The Death of Slim Shady (Coupe de Grâce), XXL has taken a deep dive through some of Slim Shady’s biggest tracks from over the years.

Admittedly, there are dozens of worthy tracks, but the songs below crossed international waters and racked up plaques around the world. The ways in which the songs are deemed to be the “biggest” are determined by the Billboard Hot 100 chart placement, YouTube views, Spotify numbers, certifications from the RIAA, as well as charts in Australia, Belgium, Germany, New Zealand, Sweden, Switzerland and U.K. certifications, awards nominations and wins.

“Superman”

Eminem featuring Dina Rae

Eminem – Superman (Clean Version) ft. Dina Rae

RIAA (U.S): Two-Times Platinum
YouTube: 1.8 million views


Spotify: 905 million streams

“My Name Is”

Eminem

Eminem – My Name Is (Official Music Video)

RIAA: Three-Times Platinum
YouTube: 261 million views
Spotify: 593 million streams

“Till I Collapse”

RIAA: Eight-Times Platinum
BPI (U.K.): Two-Times Platinum
BVMI (Germany): Three-Times Gold
Spotify: 2 billion streams

“The Way I Am”

Eminem

RIAA: Two-Times Platinum
BPI: Platinum
GLF (Sweden): Gold
YouTube: 7.9 million views
Billboard: No. 58 on Hot 100
Spotify: 404 million streams

“Cleanin’ Out My Closet”

RIAA: Three-Times Platinum
ARIA (Australia): Platinum
BEA (Belgium): Gold
BPI: Gold
RMNZ (New Zealand): Gold
GLF: Gold
YouTube: 409 million views
Billboard: No. 4 on Hot 100
Spotify: 403 million streams

“Like Toy Soldiers”

Eminem

Eminem – Like Toy Soldiers (Official Music Video)

RIAA: Three-Times Platinum
ARIA: Gold
BPI: Platinum
BVMI: Gold
YouTube: 461 million views
Billboard: No. 34 on Hot 100
Spotify: 321 million streams

“Mockingbird”

Eminem – Mockingbird [Official Music Video]

RIAA: Five-Times Platinum
ARIA: Gold
BPI: Two-Times Platinum
BVMI: Five-Times Gold
YouTube: 1 billion views
Spotify: 1.6 billion streams

“Mockingbird” was nominated for Best Rap Solo Performance at the 2006 Grammy Awards.

“Just Lose It”

Eminem

RIAA: Two-Times Platinum
ARIA: Platinum
BPI: Platinum
BVMI: Gold
RMNZ: Platinum
YouTube: 300 million views
Billboard: No. 6 on Hot 100
Spotify: 262 million streams

“Just Lose It” was nominated for Best Rap Solo Performance at the 2004 Grammy Awards.

“Shake That”

Eminem featuring Nate Dogg

Eminem – Shake That (Official Music Video) ft. Nate Dogg

RIAA: Four-Times Platinum
BPI: Platinum
BVMI: Gold
GLF: Gold
YouTube: 261 million views
Billboard: No. 6 on Hot 100
Spotify: 512 million streams

“Shake That” was nominated for Best Rap/Sung Collaboration at the 2005 Grammy Awards.

“Stan”

Eminem

Eminem – Stan (Long Version) ft. Dido

RIAA: Four-Times Platinum
ARIA: Two-Times Platinum
BEA: Platinum
BPI: Four-Times Platinum
BVMI: Three-Times Gold
IFPI SWI (Switzerland): Gold
YouTube: 719 million
Billboard: No. 51 on Hot 100
Spotify: 1 billion streams

“Godzilla”

Eminem featuring Juice Wrld

Eminem – Godzilla ft. Juice WRLD (Official Music Video)

RIAA: Three-Times Platinum
ARIA: Two-Times Platinum
BPI: Two-Times Platinum
BVMI: Platinum
MC: Two-Times Platinum
RMNZ: Gold
YouTube: 653 million views
Billboard: No. 3 on Hot 100
Spotify: 1.4 billion streams

“Lucky You”

Eminem featuring Joyner Lucas

Eminem – Lucky You (Official Music Video) ft. Joyner Lucas

RIAA: Three-Times Platinum
ARIA: Platinum
BPI: Platinum
MC: Platinum
YouTube: 192 million views
Billboard: No. 1 on Hot 100
Spotify: 707 million streams

“Lucky You” was nominated for Best Rap Song at the 2019 Grammy Awards.

“When I’m Gone”

Eminem

Eminem – When I’m Gone (Official Music Video)

RIAA: Five-Times Platinum
ARIA: Gold
BPI: Platinum
BVMI: Gold
RMNZ: Gold
YouTube: 998 million views
Billboard: No. 8 on Hot 100
Spotify: 495 million streams

“Rap God”

Eminem

Eminem – Rap God (Explicit)

RIAA: Seven-Times Platinum
ARIA: Platinum
BPI: Two-Times Platinum
BVMI: Gold
MC: Platinum
YouTube: 1.4 billion views
Billboard: No. 7 on Hot 100
Spotify: 1 billion streams

“Rap God” was nominated for Best Rap Song at the 2015 Grammy Awards. The song also broke the world record for most words in a hit single.

“The Real Slim Shady”

Eminem

The Real Slim Shady by Eminem | Eminem

RIAA: Seven-Times Platinum
ARIA: Eight-Times Platinum
BEA: Platinum
BPI: Four-Times Platinum
BVMI: Gold
GLF: Platinum
IFPI SWI (Switzerland): Gold
MC: Two-Times Platinum
YouTube: 955 million views
Billboard: No. 4 on the Hot 100
Spotify: 1.7 billion streams

“The Real Slim Shady” won Best Rap Solo Performance at the 2001 Grammy Awards.

“Without Me”

Eminem

Eminem – Without Me (Official Music Video)

RIAA: Seven-Times Platinum
ARIA: Twelve-Times Platinum
BEA: Platinum
BPI: Four-Times Platinum
BVMI: Platinum
GLF: Platinum
IFPI SWI: Platinum
RMNZ: Five-Times Platinum
YouTube: 1.9 billion
Billboard: No. 2 on Hot 100
Spotify: 2 billion streams

“Without Me” was nominated for Record of the Year and Best Male Rap Solo Performance at the 2003 Grammy Awards.

“The Monster”

Eminem featuring Rihanna

Eminem ft. Rihanna – The Monster (Explicit) [Official Video]

RIAA: Seven-Times Platinum
ARIA: Twelve-Times Platinum
BEA: Platinum
BPI: Four-Times Platinum
BVMI: Platinum
GLF: Platinum
IFPI SWI: Platinum
RMNZ: Five-Times Platinum
YouTube: 1.9 billion views
Billboard: No. 2 on Hot 100
Spotify: 1 billion streams

“The Monster” won Best Rap/Sung Collaboration at the 2015 Grammy Awards.

“Not Afraid”

Eminem

Eminem – Not Afraid

RIAA: Eleven-Times Platinum
ARIA: Five-Times Platinum
BPI: Two-Times Platinum
BVMI: Platinum
IFPI SWI: Platinum
RMNZ: Platinum
YouTube: 1.8 billion views
Billboard: No. 1 on Hot 100
Spotify: 1 billion streams

“Not Afraid” Won Best Rap Solo Performance at the 2011 Grammy Awards. It was also nominated for Best Rap Song.

“Love The Way You Lie”

Eminem featuring Rihanna

Eminem – Love The Way You Lie ft. Rihanna

RIAA: Thirteen-Times Platinum
ARIA: Fourteen-Times Platinum
BEA: Gold
BPI: Five-Times Platinum
BVMI: Two-Times Platinum
IFPI SWI: Three-Times Platinum
RMNZ: Two-Times Platinum
YouTube: 2.8 billion views
Billboard: No. 1 on Hot 100 for 7 weeks
Spotify: 1.6 billion streams

“Love The Way You Lie” was nominated for five Grammys at the 2011 awards including Best Rap Song and Record of the Year.

“Lose Yourself”

Eminem

Eminem – Lose Yourself

RIAA: Thirteen-Times Platinum
ARIA: Sixteen-Times Platinum
BEA: Platinum
BPI: Five-Times Platinum
BVMI: Three-Times Gold
GLF: Platinum
IFPI SWI: Platinum
MC: 6× Platinum
RMNZ: 2× Platinum
YouTube: 196 Million views
Billboard: No. 1 on Hot 100
Spotify: 2 billion streams

“Lose Yourself” won Best Original Song at the 2003 Academy Awards. The song also won Best Rap Song and Best Male Rap Solo Performance at the 2004 Grammy Awards.

After combining all the above RIAA certifications, just this list alone makes Eminem a 112-time platinum certified rapper in the U.S.

See 30 of Eminem’s Craziest Lyrics of All Time

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Song: “Infinite”

Year: 1996

Crazy Lyrics: “I let the beat commence so I can beat the sense in your elite defense/I got some meat to mince, a crew to stomp and then two feet to rinse/I greet the gents and ladies, I spoil loyal fans/I foil plans and leave fluids leaking like oil pans/My coiled hands around this microphone are lethal/One thought in my cerebral is deeper than a Jeep full of people/MCs are feeble, I came to cause some pandemonium”

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vector of fresh and warm hand made spaghetti

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Song: “Lose Yourself”

Year: 2002

Crazy Lyrics: “His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy/There’s vomit on his sweater already: mom’s spaghetti/He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready/To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting/What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud/He opens his mouth but the words won’t come out/He’s choking, how? Everybody’s joking now/The clock’s run out, time’s up, over/Blaow!”

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Eminem “Stan” music video.

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Song: “Stan”

Year: 2000

Crazy Lyrics: “If you relax a little, I’m glad I inspire you, but Stan/Why are you so mad/Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan/I just don’t want you to do some crazy s**t/I seen this one s**t on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick/Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge/And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid/And in the car they found a tape, but they didn’t say who it was to/Come to think about it, his name was, it was you, damn”

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Creepy Devil silhouette from hell in the mist with backlit.

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Song: “Deja Vu”

Year: 2009

Crazy Lyrics: “That’s the devil in my ear, I been sober a f**kin’ year/And that f**ker still talks to me he’s all I can f**kin’ hear/Marshall, come on we’ll watch the game, it’s the Cowboys and Buccaneers/And maybe if I just drink half I’ll be half buzzed/For half of the time, who’s the mastermind behind that little line/With that kind of rationale man I got half a mind/To have another half of glass of wine, sound asinine”

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Scattered letters alphabet seamless pattern. Vector black paint texture. Stamp typography banner. Grunge bold font with dry brush texture. Childish style capital letters. Hand drawn typography banner.

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Song: “313”

Year: 1996

Crazy Lyrics: “I’ll stop the alphabet at S and got it down to a T/I’m sure your bound to agree, a sweet MC crashes the spot/I’ll make the roof hot like I was Rock Master Scott/Your a*s forgot, so just in case you don’t remember me/I’ll run your brain around the block to jog your f**king memory/It’s either them or me man, kill or be killed/You will be sealed your casket closed, you still will be billed”

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Retro Television with color frame. Vector illustration

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Song: “3 a.m.”

Year: 2009

Crazy Lyrics: “Sitting nude in my living room, it’s almost noon/I wonder what’s on the tube, maybe they’ll show some boobs/Surfing every channel until I find Hannah Montana/Then I reach for the aloe and Lanolin/Bust all over the wall panelin’/Dismantlin’ every candle on top of the fireplace mantle and/Grab my flannel and my bandana then kiss the naked mannequin man again”

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U.S. President George W. Bush holds a press conference in the Brady Press Briefing Room of the White House July 15, 2008 in Washington, DC. President Bush urged the US Congress to act quickly on a plan to shore up housing finance giants Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac and also to lift a ban on offshore drilling to help increase domestic oil production.

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Song: “Love Me”

Year: 2002

Crazy Lyrics: “There’s a certain mystique when I speak, that you notice/’Cause it’s sort of unique ’cause you know it’s me/My poetry’s deep, and I’m stillmatic, the way I flow to this beat/You can’t sit still, it’s like trying to smoke crack and go to sleep/I’m strapped, it’s known any minute I could snap/I’m the equivalent of what would happen if Bush rapped/I bully these rappers so bad lyrically/It ain’t even funny, I ain’t even hungry, it ain’t even money/You can’t pay me enough for you to play me/It’s c**kamanie you just ain’t zany enough to rock with Shady”

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Cartoon Gesture Icon Mockup.Hand drawn cartoon illustration of human hand with gun, weapon.3D rendering on white background.long arms concept.

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Song: Xzibit’s “Don’t Approach Me” featuring Eminem

Year: 2000

Crazy Lyrics: “And it’s a disgrace Hailie can’t play with her toys/In the front yard, without you drivin’ by, honkin’ your horn/Screamin’ some s**t, leanin’ out your windows, beepin’ and s**t/Or pullin’ up in my drive like I won’t leap in your whip/And so these kids tell their friends and relatives where I live/So my address ends up on the internet again/So then, I do an interview with Spin, tellin’ them/That if someone comes to my crib, I’ma shove a gun in their ribs/And reporters blow it out of proportion”—Eminem

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A group of antibiotic pill capsules fallling. Healthcare and medical 3D illustration background.

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Song: “Bagpipes From Baghdad”

Year: 2009

Crazy Lyrics: “You can be a permanent fixture in my lyrical mixture/I’m the miracle whip, trickster/My signature sound when a tube of lipstick’s around/I’m bound to put it on in an instant, wow man/What an ensemble, what an assortment of pharma-ceuticals/this beautiful pill dust in my palm, my cuticles get residue just from touchin the bottle/Never knew I could remind me so much of my mama”

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Couple people talk in anger, domestic violence concept vector illustration. Cartoon woman man characters quarrel, angry husband screaming at disagree wife, family confrontation problem background.

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Song: “Drips” feautring Obie Trice

Year: 2002

Crazy Lyrics: “Now I don’t wanna hit no women, but this chicks got it coming/Someone better get this b***h before she gets kicked in the stomach/And she’s pregnant, but she’s egging me on, begging me to throw her/Off the steps on this porch, my only weapon is force/And I don’t wanna resort to violence of any sort/But why’s she shoving me for?/Doesn’t she love me no more?/Wasn’t she hugging me four minutes ago at the door?/Man, I’m this close to going toe-to-toe with this w**re”—Eminem

Kim Mathers appears in Macomb County Circuit Court March 26, 2007 in Mt. Clemens, Michigan. Mathers' ex-husband, Marshall Mathers, also known as rapper Eminem, filed a motion seeking to prohibit her from making derogatory, disparaging, inflammatory and otherwise negative comments about him in public, claming that her comments could harm the couples' daughter Hailie.
Kim Mathers appears in Macomb County Circuit Court March 26, 2007 in Mt. Clemens, Michigan. Mathers’ ex-husband, Marshall Mathers, also known as rapper Eminem, filed a motion seeking to prohibit her from making derogatory, disparaging, inflammatory and otherwise negative comments about him in public, claming that her comments could harm the couples’ daughter Hailie.

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Song: “Soldier”

Year: 2002

Crazy Lyrics: “I spit the illest shit ever been dropped in two-inch/So ticky-tock, listen as the sound ticks on the clock/Listen to the sound of Kim as she licks on a c**k”

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Collection set of thieves in masks and black suits in different action situations. Burglars at work concept. Isolated icons set illustration on a white background in cartoon style.

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Song: “Criminal”

Year: 2000

Crazy Lyrics: “The mother did drugs, hard liquor, cigarettes and speed/The baby came out, disfigured ligaments indeed/It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she/Don’t dare make fun of that baby ’cause that baby was me/I’m a criminal, an animal caged who turned crazed/But how the f**k you supposed to grow up when you weren’t raised?”

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Backpack, school supplies and gun on desk

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Song: “I’m Back”

Year: 2000

Crazy Lyrics: “I take seven kids from Columbine, stand ’em all in line/Add an AK-47, a revolver, a .9, a MAC-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine/And that’s a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time”

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SAN DIEGO, : New San Diego Charger’s coach Marty Schottenheimer addresses reporters at a press conference 29 January 2001 in San Diego, CA. Team owner Alex Spanos and general manager John Butler agreed on the terms of Schottenheimer’s contract with the team in San Diego, California.

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Song: “Just Don’t Give a F**k”

Year: 1999

Crazy Lyrics: “I’m buzzing, dirty dozen, naughty rotten rhymer/Cursing at you playas worse than Marty Schottenheimer”

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Sleepy mother with baby on armchair vector icon isolated on white background

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Song: “’97 Bonnie and Clyde”

Year: 1999

Crazy Lyrics: “Wake up, sleepyhead we’re here, before we pway/We’re gonna take mama for a wittle walk along the pier/Baby, don’t cry honey, don’t get the wrong idea/Mama’s too sleepy to hear you screaming in her ear (ma-maa!)/That’s why you can’t get her to wake, but don’t worry/Da-da made a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake/Here, you wanna help da-da tie a rope around this rock? (yeah!)/We’ll tie it to her footsie then we’ll roll her off the dock/Ready now, here we go, on the count of three/One, two, free, whee! (woosh!)”

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Eminem “No Love” music video

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Song: “No Love”

Year: 2010

Crazy Lyrics: “They call me a freak ’cause I like to spit on these p***ies before I eat ’em/Man, get these wack c**ksuckers off stage, where the f**k is Kanye when you need him?”

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Strong, motivated, inspired man in the city with fist up to the sky. Double exposure.

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Song: Bad Meets Evil’s (Eminem and Royce 5’9″) “Living Proof”

Year: 2011

Crazy Lyrics: “Your body language is sayin’ your confidence is gone/Well pick ya a*s up lil homie, come on/You just gone sit there and take it or make ’em suck it/Tell em where to shove it straight up/You gon’ make love to the world or you gon’ f**k it/The last time that life kicked me in the a*s/I pulled down it’s pants and put a foot up its a*s/Man, what a catastrophe it’d be for me to be a b***h-a*s p***y”—Eminem

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Clip art of Angry young businessman.

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Song: “My Name Is”

Year: 1999

Crazy Lyrics: “My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high/Thanks a lot, next semester I’ll be 35/I smacked him in his face with an eraser/Chased him with a stapler/Stapled his nuts to a stack of papers/Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up/Flashed the bartender, then stuck my d**k in the tip cup/Extraterrestrial running over pedestrians/In a spaceship while they’re screaming at me/‘Let’s just be friends!’”


“Forever” music video.

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Song: “Forever”

Year: 2009

Crazy Lyrics: “I’m Hannibal Lecter, so just in case you’re thinking of saving face/You ain’t gonna have no face to save by the time I’m through with this place.”

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LAS VEGAS, NEVADA – FEBRUARY 11: American Rapper Jay-Z reacts before Super Bowl LVIII between the San Francisco 49ers and Kansas City Chiefs at Allegiant Stadium on February 11, 2024 in Las Vegas, Nevada.

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Song: “Till I Collapse”

Year: 2002

Crazy Lyrics: “I got a list, here’s the order of my list that it’s in/It goes Reggie, Jay-Z, Tupac and Biggie/André from OutKast, Jada, Kurupt, Nas and then me”

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Black coffin with cross silhouette. Gloomy wooden box for burial of dead. Spooky container for rest and sleep vector vampire

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Song: “Nail in the Coffin”

Year: 2002

Crazy Lyrics: “You gonna ruin my career, you better get one/Like I’ma sit and fight with you over some s**t, b***h-c**t/That made me put up with her psycho-a*s over six months/And only spread her legs to let me hit once”

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(Original Caption) USA: Close up of a Cabbage Patch Kid doll headshot.

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Song: 50 Cent’s “Psycho” featuring Eminem

Year: 2009

Crazy Lyrics: “Beat the Octomom to death with a Cabbage Patch Kid/Attack a snatch yeah there’s somethin to jack a batch in/Impregnated then shoot up the embryo sack with Mac-10s/Triplets, quadruplets, and a couple of back-to-back twins/That fetus is fallin out all over, Jack is back again”—Eminem

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Hailie Mathers sitting at awards ceremony

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Song: “Doe Rae Me” a.k.a. “Hailie’s Revenge” featuring D12 and Obie Trice

Year: 2003

Crazy Lyrics: “F**kin punk p***y f**k you chump/gimme a one-on-one see if I don’t f**k you up/Tryin to jump the Ruff Ryders and they cut you up/And you put Jada on a track, that’s how much you suck/D**k in the industry, swear that you in the streets hustlin’/You sit behind a f**kin’ desk at The Source butt-kissin'”—Eminem

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Lana Del Rey attends The 2024 Met Gala Celebrating “Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion” at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 06, 2024 in New York City.

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Song: “Shady CXVPHER”

Year: 2014

Crazy Lyrics: “But I may fight for gay rights, especially if that dyke is more of a knockout than Janay Rice/Play nice? B***h I’ll punch Lana Del Rey right in the face twice/Like Ray Rice in broad daylight in the plain sight of the elevator surveillance/’Til her head is banging on the railing, then celebrate with the Ravens”

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A beautiful colourful sunset during rainy storm over the Hudson Yards in New York City.

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Song: Jadakiss and The Lox’s “Welcome to D-Block” featuring Eminem

Year: 2004

Crazy Lyrics: “Welcome to D-Block, the mighty mighty D-Block/The place in New York City where Diddy won’t even walk/Its D-Block, the part of Yonkers I wouldn’t be caught/Without two pistols on me that’ll be cocked in each pocket/D-Block don’t even stop to talk, you just keep walking”—Eminem

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Nicki Minaj performs onstage at the 2023 MTV Video Music Awards on September 12, 2023 in Newark, New Jersey.

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Song: Nicki Minaj’s “Roman Revenge” featuring Eminem

Year: 2010

Crazy Lyrics: “Twisted-a*s mind, got a pretzel for a brain/An eraser for a head, f**kin’ pencil for a frame/You don’t like it, then peel off, b***h/Every last woman on Earth I’ll kill off/And I still wouldn’t f**k you, slut/So wipe the smile on your grill off/I swear to God I’ll piss a Happy Meal off”—Eminem

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Will Smith attends the 28th Screen Actors Guild Awards at Barker Hangar on February 27, 2022 in Santa Monica, California.

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Song: “The Real Slim Shady”

Year: 2000

Crazy Lyrics: “Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records/Well, I do; so f**k him and f**k you too/You think I give a damn about a Grammy/Half of you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me/But Slim, what if you win, wouldn’t it be weird/Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here/So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears/S**t, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs/So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst/And hear ’em argue over who she gave head to first”

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Eminem “Love The Way You Lie” Music Video

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Song: “Love the Way You Lie” featuring Rihanna

Year: 2010

Crazy Lyrics: “I’m tired of the games, I just want her back/I know I’m a liar/If she ever tries to f**kin’ leave again, I’ma tie her to the bed and set this house on fire”

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Eminem “Rap God” music video.

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Song: “Rap God”

Year: 2013

Crazy Lyrics: “Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin’ I’m a human/What I gotta do to get it through to you? I’m superhuman/Innovative and I’m made of rubber so that anything you say is ricochetin’ off of me and it’ll glue to you and/I’m devastating, more than ever demonstrating/How to give a muthaf**kin’ audience a feeling like it’s levitating/Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting/For the day that they can say I fell off, they’ll be celebrating”

Blurred silhouette of giant monster prepare attack crowd during night. Selective focus.
Blurred silhouette of giant monster prepare attack crowd during night. Selective focus.

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Song: “Godzilla”

Year: 2020

Crazy Lyrics: “I don’t wanna hurt ’em, but I did, I’m in a fit of rage//I’m murderin’ again, nobody will evade/I’m finna kill ’em and dump all their f**kin’ bodies in the lake/Obliterating everything, incinerate a renegade/I’m here to make anybody who want it with the pen afraid/But don’t nobody want it, but they’re gonna get it anyway/’Cause I’m beginnin’ to feel like I’m mentally ill/I’m Attila, kill or be killed, I’m a killer bee, the vanilla gorilla/You’re bringin’ the killer within me outta me/You don’t wanna be the enemy of the demon who entered me/And be on the receivin’ end of me, what stupidity it’d be/Every bit of me’s the epitome of a spitter/When I’m in the vicinity, muthaf**ker, you better duck/Or you finna be dead the minute you run into me/A hundred percent of you is a fifth of a percent of me/I’m ’bout to f**kin’ finish you, b***h, I’m unfadable/You wanna battle, I’m available, I’m blowin’ up like an inflatable/I’m undebatable, I’m unavoidable, I’m unevadable/I’m on the toilet bowl, I got a trailer full of money and I’m paid in full”